Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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