Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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