remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Fuck appropriateness.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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