And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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