He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
