before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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