You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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