I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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