What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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