The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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