So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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