so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Randomize
