that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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