3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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