What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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