well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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