that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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