My nipple is on Facebook.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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