The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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