Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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