When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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