im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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