I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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