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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine

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• (415): View more from California

  I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.

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• (626): View more from California

  My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Did you cry?

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  I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though

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  Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.

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