PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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