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  Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i should start naming my morning wood

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  great idea but wrong number

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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• (607): View more from New York

  We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (518): View more from New York

  Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!

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• (607): View more from New York

  I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass

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