so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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