How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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