I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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