Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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