I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
