whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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