well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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