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Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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