he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
