what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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