so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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