Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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