i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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