I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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