If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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