ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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