Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
