i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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