Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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