Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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