I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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