Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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