Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
