You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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