normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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