'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I had to cum in my sink.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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