Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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