Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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