Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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