You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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