so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
