Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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